I seriously must start studying luh! Damnssss..
Supposed to be hardcore muggerisation today. But ended up going to Vivo to meet Reuben. Stupid. Lessons ended at 1 and his hockey starts at 5. -.-
So I was nice enough to meet him. Ahem, I'm sick here.
Walked around. Bought Cadbury choc! Looks niceeeeee! Yahooo!
Oh anyways.. I called him just now when he was in class and omg.. Stupid Naren and Colin. Blah Blah Blah. They were taunting me. EG "I can chew. I can eat. I can open my mouth. Swollen face!" Stupid lah! I'm a sensitive girl yknow. :(((
LOL.
Oh.. Stupid Jiongle went to eat KFC without me!! Rawr! I wanna eat KFC too! Debbie also another traitor! Went to eat KFC with.. Ahem. (:

So anyway, I'm bored. Sand Teo is bored. & what do we do? SURVEYS! LOL.

Hair! We mammals all have some somewhere.

First, for hair purposes, are ya male or female?
Shemale! WHOOOTS.
Now, tell us about that gorgeous mop on your head:
Oh it's nice.. Yeah. It's gorgeous!
Really... Do you like it? Would you change it?
Ehh. To a broom?! SUREEEE!
Is it soft and nice to touch? or is it kinda scraggly-feeling?
It's soft and slimy! O.o
How often do you wash it?
Once a decade! Disclaimer: It doesn't stink ok!
Do you use products on it or are ya "au naturel?" Which products?
Oh... It's as natural as Medusa's! MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
Do you have the BEST hair of your life right now? Has it been better?
It was best when I was a baby.. Yknow.. The 1st day I came out of my mommy's or is it daddy's?? Tummy.. Oh yeah.. It was smooth and silky!
If you could have ANY hair, what would you choose?
Armpit hair! They're sooooo SEXY! Oh yeahhh..

Ever had...

Ever had curly hair?
You mean the one below? Ugh...
Ever had blonde hair?
No-uh.
Ever had highlighted hair?
Yeah sure! I used a highlighter to highlight my hair! So fun I tell you!
...red hair?
Sureee... When I'm having my JAPANESE FLAG! WHOOOTS!
...a buzzcut?
HUH?
...a mohawk?
Yikes!
...a MULLET?
What?

What kind of hair do you prefer on the following people?

What kind of hair do you picture on a princess?
Erm.. Remember the famous Brazillian soccer player, Ronaldo! YEAHHH! So cuteeee! The hair, I mean.
What about a male disco dancer in the 1970s?
Try bangs and 2 ponytails!
...an old lady?
Mohawk!
...a cowboy?
Emoooooo.
...a teenaged girl in the 1980s?
Botak! Yeahhhh!
If you could pick your worst enemy's hair, what 'do would you give him/her?
I'll chop off her head, what hair?

'Kay now, it's time for BODY HAIR!

Let's get it over with: does your carpet match your drapes?
WHAT?
Do you maintain your eyebrows? How?
I get the maintenance worker over everyday!
Leg hair?
Scotchtape works best!
Bikini line (and its male equivalent)?
Are damn cooool.
Do you have TOE hair?
You mean TOH?
Do you have facial hair?
Oh yeah... It's niseeee!
...a mustache?
Santa Claus is the man yo!
Let's say you're male and have a mustache. Do you curl the ends?
Sure. :D
Do you have to trim your ear or nose hair?
Yeah of course! Using a lawnmower, that is..
What do you think of girls whose legs are "au naturel"?
Scotchtape!
Do you think people look better without body hair?
Yes. (Seriously) Eh Reuben, got see not! O.o
Do you maintain the hair on your, uh, YOU KNOW...?
I don't know. -.-
Would you ever dye that hair?
What hair?
Do you maintain your armpit hair?
Oh sure... It's erm... Let's see.. 8.9cm long!
Do you think men should do that or just leave it alone?
They should prolly dye it.. Red? Or White.. Whatever suits!
Would you ever get a "Brazilian" wax (removal of all genital/rectal hair)?
Debbie!! Grace!! This question is for you!
You see a grown man with shaved legs. You think:
Oh dear Fabian.
You see a woman with really hairy armpits. You think:
Oh yeah... HOTNESS YO!
Should pirates have beards?
Beard papa? They're so nice.... Yummmmmm!
Should ballerinas?
Beards? SUREEEE!

Moving on to...YOUR MOM. No, seriously.

Tell us about your mom's hair.
Does she color it?
Using a colour pencil or paint?
Does she style it?
Uh.. Don't think so.. Later her hands get caught between the Wax!
Does she have bangs?
I try to encourage her to do so. :O
...curls?
Nopedy nope nope.
...a five o'clock shadow?! (LOL)
QUESTION MARK? It's 7 now, not 5..
If SHE could choose YOUR hair, what would it be?
... What talking you?
If YOU could choose HER hair, what would it be?
Why would I? If I could.. I would have. DUH-UH.
Let it all out. Has she ever been responsible for your bad haircut/style?
OMG. YESSSSSS.

Okay, we've had enough of your mom. Let's go HOLLYWOOD.
This or that: which one has your BETTER HAIR vote?

Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer Anniston?
Aniston for life!
Beyonce or Ashanti?
To the Left. To the Left.
The Beastie Boys or the Backstreet Boys?
I close the dooooooor......
George Bush or John Kerry?
IDK.
Nick Lachey or Nick Nolte?
Who?
Winona Ryder or Winona Judd?
What?
Courteney Cox-Arquette or Courtney Love?
Why?
Jessica Simpson or Ashlee Simpson?
The Simpsons!
"Like a Prayer" Madonna or "Ray of Light" Madonna?
Macdonalds!
Prince or Prince William?
No diff, hello!
Michael Moore or Michael Jordan?
Michael Jackson! :D:D:D

Miscellaneous celebrity hair stuff...

What living celebrity's hair would you like to have as your own?
Elvis Presley?
What celeb's hair do you HATE?
Idk.. Yours?
Do you wish you had a stylist to spend hours perfecting your 'do each day?
Hours? Uh... No thanks.

More...

What hair do you like best on the opposite sex?
Nipple hair! WAHAHAHAHAHA.
Say a male isn't allowed to have long hair for a job. Is that fair? Why?
Ask the boss luh.
Do ya ever play with your hair in the bathroom mirror?
I got hair?! (Looks desperately for hair)
Say there's a hair in your food at a restaurant. Do you send it back?
I send the hair back.. But I down the food. TEEHEEHEE.
When your hair turns gray/white (if not already), will you color it?
I'll colour it white!
Do you like sideburns on men?
Ouch.. Why burn them! It hurts a hell lot yknow.
Do you like the way chest hair looks on men?
Argh... I'd rather not picture it.
Would you think it's unprofessional for a businessman to have dreadlocks?
Huh?
...a teacher? (male or female)
...?!
Would YOU ever get dreadlocks?
WHAT?
Ever seen the movie/musical HAIR?
LOL. Hilarious.
Know anybody named "Harry?"
Potter!
Ever eaten hare?
OH YES... (Pft.. What's that?)
Ever eaten hair?
Yeahhhhhh... It's a delicacy!

EH REUBEN! DO THIS OKOKOK??? Make it damn funny kkk! :D
RAHHH... Rubbish. LOL.
Alrights.. Oligopoly. Tata!